Some superhero masks are dashed silly

I’m firmly pro superhero. Having a wild imagination and no art talent, I literally tortured my good friend Ayo Adene into drawing tens of sh concepts in a collection I started in 8th grade. In this golden age of superhero movies, I take time out of plots for world domination to go see ‘em even unto sneaking out into the IMAX screenings in the dead of night. Heck I’m taking a break from homework right now! My view is that if it’s a sh movie from my boyhood, I will watch it; even if I have to bitch about how much I hated it for the next 2 months. Being present at each of these is the whole gag, even if it was directed by a retarded monkey (not seen one of those yet, thankfully).

But here is where all bets come off – why do superheroes think that some flimsy mask will hide their effing secret identity???@#! Take a gander above. Can not everyone see that cat under that green zareba is Ryan Reynolds or gasp!, Hal Jordan?? Who is he kidding? Clark Kent dons on some spectacle and brushes a curl into his hairline and he assumes we’re completely foiled that he is Superman. Bruce Wayne thinks his jutting jaw and pimple are not immediately recognizable by close girlfriends when he’s cleverly disguised as a karate kicking bat in human form; Never mind that they know he works out all day in the gym. Pfugh!

Some superhero masks are dashed silly, requiring you to suspend disbelief about how recognizable a chappie is in and out of costume. Someone should tell these super dudes that the sense of facial recognition is probably the only super power that is widely distributed among the regular population. It’s no use doing half measures. Someone will spot you and put your sweetheart and business at risk, among others. If you want to conceal who you are, you better do it right like good old Spidey/Peter Parker and don the full face mask.

Patch masks and spectacles forsooth!

Apperating Systems Hype

Yeah, that Facebook Home thing? Not going to catch on. Why would anyone outsource their prime phone user experience to Facebook? Its like having a Facebook OS on your desktop or a whole web browser dedicated to Facebookery. The value doesn’t add up.
If you really want to do this, learn from Windows Phone and do it deeper and better. Not as an app that can crash, be uninstalled, have security bugs, etc.

Insane.

Another reason not to make important decisions based on the crazy maunderings of the tech press. Jeebus.

A platinum age for recorded music lovers

I’m on a plane heading to the left coast and listening to an album that I last heard more than 15 years ago in my college days – a beautifully crafted thing that helped the teenage version of me cope with the myriad challenges of college age living in dictator led Nigeria at the time. I downloaded this album a couple of days ago when I had a flash of nostalgia – I thought it, punched it up on my phone and Presto!, it was there and I was enjoying it. And lest you think this is all about nostalgia, I have the latest boast single from Beyonce (dunno why she’s asking other “bitches” to bow down, but Ok) which I wanted to sample.

It’s just pretty phenomenal to be a lover of recorded music right now – you have a virtually unlimited supply of music available to you stretching back almost as far as your known life. You get this on very device you have (ok, except maybe your car but a few cables can fix this for you till you get your next new car) and its pretty decent quality. All for the price of a subscription. My own poison is Xbox Music, although I have a free subscription to Spotify that I use on my laptop. Xbox music satisfies my cravings because it deep and wide and works seamlessly with my Windows 8 laptop and my Windows Phone. Also my Xbox (duh!) and my Media Center.

Down a level, I want to do a quick examination about why this is so awesome from my perspective. Why do I think this is a golden age?

  1. Instant access – I can access the music instantly on any device at any time. I can quickly indulge my whims and make myself happier than I ordinarily would. Granted I could learn the guitar and soothe myself, but this is simply less work.
  2. Unlimited selection – It’s simply amazing that I can dial into the music of the present, but also the music of my childhood, adolescence and teenage years, pretty fluidly. Discovery tools are also aplenty either integrated into the music software or run on websites by independents.
  3. Simple and hassle free payment options aka a subscription – I get one bill from my platform of choice. And then all this magic happens. I feel like this is a reasonable bill.
  4. Almost same day availability – When new stuff is released, I have access to it almost instantly.
  5. Choice of providers – you can get the same thing from Spotify, Pandora, Xbox music and ton more providers. In other words you have an actual market that works as markets are supposed to work and over time making things better for everyone.

Virtually the only fly in the ointment of the recorded music smorgasbord is the rise of content ‘renting’. You own nothing. How do you pass it on? Maybe just a list (metadata) of your downloaded music and playlists? A universal list that can be exchanged and then plugged into any music service? Use this laterally for books, tv and music? <Startup idea? Or nonprofit? The list would likely need to be encrypted with your ID and maybe a central trust authority can verify it’s yours and it’s been delegated appropriately, etc.>.

Contrast this to the movie industry and to a lesser extent the TV industry and you see why it’s a shit show from a customer choice perspective. Almost none of this is true although Netflix comes close. Hulu is also on the right path. Both are hardly enough. All in all Netflix seems to be the only company that gets the future that I suspect will become inevitable; to wit that to adapt to the digital age, the movie industry needs all the things that I have listed to prosper. Now I know the economics don’t work out yet. Some of this is the distribution channel for content is still clogged up with rent seeking (they did build the pipes…) cable companies which restrictive content policies that prop up their profits (For example, HBO cannot unchain HBO Go from the cable walls for fear of contractual issues with Cable; which drives almost all their revenues). Also no one has been able to replace the economic model of blockbuster film releases driven through multiplexes. To show you how far out of whack the economics are, I came across a device that does same day releases of movies (protected by biometrics and sundry security schemes; Prima Cinema. This thing costs $35k and its $0.5k per screening for the privilege of watching Man of Steel in your own home without rubbing shoulders with the hoi polloi. Now this is admittedly a luxury device but at the very least you can imagine what kind of hole the industry feels it needs to make up to take us to a future similar to the Nirvana that the music industry has transported us. Additionally music ‘rendering’ is so much simpler than video – witness the large economic gulf between the relative investments needed to make the iPod Nano and any decent phone, phablet or tablet, not to mention a high definition TV. As a result ‘rendering’ devices are not as well penetrated in the population, US or global; which constrains demand.

But some facts please. The music industry is finally
growing. Imagine that. And it’s not even mapped out and tapped the pirate ridden and poorer markets of South America, Africa, South East Asia and China, which it will. In the same way. I estimate tremendous headroom over time, especially as global culture coalesces and the rendering devices become commodity along with internet access. All this in the face of a black market for unprotected music files – take that RIAA consumer scare mongering of the aughts. In the same vein, the movie industry is probably forgoing a lot of future potential by not pushing this transition faster. Instead it’s investing in 4k formats (umm, mp3s are ruling in music), esoteric DRM (I’m looking at you UltraViolet) and release ‘windows’. In the end the people who lose are the cable companies and probably the multiplexes. But what do content companies care? In the end these value chain actors were always a means to an end: getting your products into as many customer’s hands and getting paid for it.

Change is in the air – the only question is how fast. But in the meantime it’s sure great to be into recorded music right now. Oh my.

How to stop TV show piracy

Look, this is probably not a unique idea, even though I haven’t heard it articulated in this way anywhere else. More importantly I’m not even sure I should be putting out ideas that help the big 4 broadcasting corporations – I’m reasonably steamed at some of the latest things that have happened that have impeded my enjoyment of content – encrypting basic broadcast tv on the cable networks and all the litigation meant to squash the ability of startups to innovate. Plus some or any of the permutations of this might actually be used to harm consumers. Still this might be useful. And if you try to harm consumers; well, they won’t buy what you’re selling. Basically.

That off my chest, this latest détente where the industry is spending a ton of money trying to prevent piracy and failing, leaving a large swath of what economists euphemistically call “a market” out in the cold to do ‘illegal downloads’ in order to satisfy legitimate desire for content is simply too stupid for words. Read this article to get some basic orientation on what issues are at play: a)’Illegal downloading is happening and is increasing over time b)Prevention and policing is having negligible impact c)The younger generation have no compunction engaging in (a) when the media companies willfully refuse to produce alternatives to fit their lifestyles d)The ISPs who own the pathways have no incentive to allow their customers to be dragged to court en masse which is what the current strategy on (b) is oriented towards.

But what if you could make a system that works? Here are the pieces I would put in place:

Offer a universal download service for all customers of broadcast TV

This really means to everyone in America. You can watermark it if you want, although I would prefer if not. Make sure people can stream, download and load on mobile devices. Release apps on all mobile platforms so this can be done on the go as seamlessly as possible. This value add will actually start connecting you to your customers finally.

Payment for this service is done through your ISP bill

Yes, give the ISPs some skin in the game. Most EVERYONE already has an ISP account. They deliver the last mile anyway – they should get a small cut paving the highway but also for the work of collecting all that money. But it’s not just a cut, you can use your ISP login to get the content no matter what network you are in. In effect this is not an argument against net neutrality – traffic management should not enter into the equation at all. Instead is an argument on how best to authenticate yourself for downloadable broadcast content. Since no one is technically a customer of the broadcast networks (the content is put on the air for free and ad subsidized), it makes no sense to start forcing everyone to sign up to some arbitrary new service. Note that of course this can be done without the ISPs, but then they have no incentive to participate in any scheme to discourage continued bad actors to any degree of significance.

I can already hear the cats in my media strategy class chirping – who owns the customers? Why should they go through the ISPs? And my answer is a) The broadcast networks don’t own the customer anyway – they are compelled to put the content out into the public airwaves for free, in return they can use the public airwaves to rake in ad dollars. Very few Americans have an account on ABC, CBS, NBC or FOX. They rise and fall on making great content – something they know how to compete on and excel at – they lose no leverage through this arrangement b) By moving into mobile, they actually can start a relationship with customers, especially if you see the ISPs as functionally an authentication system. You can build customer-visible systems like customer support, the backend, etc, that allows you to “own” the customer interaction over time or at least gives you the strategic opening to do so down the line.

Hulu is certainly part of the equation, but it does not offer CBS content and it does not allow downloads and its far from cross platform – its quirks on tablets for example are incomprehensible; some shows are available on the browser but not available on the iPad. Riddle me that.

The broadcast networks can and should do better. The current situation is kind of ridiculous.

The odd story of Ri Ri and Chris Brown

The saga of Rihanna and Chris Brown is odd to me, but probably in a way that you wouldn’t expect. Yes, he assaulted her. Yes she was a bit of a twit, but she didn’t deserve it. Yes, he seemed pretty remorseful and paid his debt to society. Even more likely, he seems to have paid his debt to her (or why else would he take him back? And please spare me the psychobabble that approximates to stockholm syndrome). It’s possible that another assault (on her, someone else) is in his future, but I personally don’t think it’s likely. At the very least I hate the thought of branding young people for life for youthful mistakes. Especially for things that huge portions of the population indulge in (fighting to the point of assault) but that never gets reported or found; likely because they attract less attention from the authorities.

No, what is odd to me is that this gorgeous pop superstar, who has access to almost any man she wants in the world, would single this particular man out for her mate. It almost makes you believe in soul mates. Now there could be a lot of corrupting factors in what seems like a pretty simple case. Some include a) she is even more of a twit than we think and is basically emotionally stunted b)Her particular life makes “access to any man she wants” only theoretical and like everything in life and love, ‘proximity and history is everything’; c) etc. Anyway things along those lines. But still this is fundamentally a lonely world and superstars by definition have something that a lot of people struggle with – extraordinary sexual access. That she would scope this access to this particular man is indeed worth the time to figure out what is really going on from a sociological stand point.

Aliens had better not count on the element of surprise

Any invading alien species might have the technology to kick Homo sapiens ass. They might be so far ahead of us that it might be a cake walk. But what they will not be able to do is take us by surprise.

What with all the recent monster alien flicks and TV series of the last 30 years culminating in the intriguing ‘Attack the block‘, aliens will find a human race conditioned to believe that they EXIST and do not have our best intentions at heart. At the drop of a hat, we will all agree generally that we’re being invaded (thanks Twitter!) and move quickly to the “what to do about it” phase of operations, stat.

The web probably breeds skepticism. And that’s a good thing.

One of the things I wished I learned earlier in my life was focused skepticism – the ability to question the veracity of all information encountered in order to filter for objective truth. This process is not perfect and is often onerous, it involves thinking clearly about your own biases, and doing a couple of game theory rounds on the biases likely to be in the information you’re absorbing. It requires relentless logic and correlating information encountered with other data sets that are not currently present in front of you. It involves the active discarding of statements that are essentially illogical leaps or based on thinly sourced generalizations. The latest I encountered (completely out of context) was, “Many historians credit this tariff with igniting a global trade war that contributed to the Great Depression.” The focused skeptic thinks to himself: “many historians” could really be one or two historians taken out of context. Without any specific quotes or backup research, this kind of statement is almost worthless as a key piece of a facts based report. The focused skeptic unconsciously amasses a diary of ‘weasel qualifiers’ that tip him off to leaps of opinion that are probably not based on facts (this is why I enjoy the bogus trend series by Jack Shafer on Slate). The focused skeptic relies on one true insight: all information is authored by human beings and they are imperfect vessels of truth that must be verified regardless of how well the information is presented.

Focused skepticism helps you arrive at a good sense of what is likely true based on the information you encounter. When made into a habit, it’s sort of like an instant purifying process for absorbed information – everything gets a probability of correctness assigned to it as it goes into the brain – which, it is hoped, will lead to a less cluttered and purer set of knowledge to build an informed response to the world on; the very essence of living and being conscious.

Prior to my discovery of focused skepticism, I generally believed what I read; if the information was presented in a credible enough manner. Books got high marks. Well branded magazines did as well; the likes of Newsweek, The Economist, etc. I mean who takes the tremendous time and resources to create one of those (a book or a magazine) and then deliberately provides information that is less than distilled truth?@#!? Well sadly, it turns out that there is a lot of people who would; people with an agenda and axes to grind. People bent of influence to a particular opinion, or people who are just ignorant. There’s also the inconvenient fact that information delivery is a business model – there is a lot of money in gussying up opinion as truth and selling it in pretty binders. There is a reason it’s called the ‘information marketplace’; just turns out that there is a lot of junk on tap. In most markets however, there are signals of quality that are easily well understood. In the information marketplace, the obvious markers are usually wrong. One has to taste the produce. Personally I have undertaken training my brain to discard the blinders put on by a ‘brand name’ information source and to dig into its cadence to understand what is important in its premise and what is not.

This means that when I am reading, I still mentally remind myself to flip the switch – old habits dies hard. Until today!

Color me tickled when I started reading a feed from Wired dot com on my phone. After a moment of instant self-introspection, I realized that I actually started from a point of skepticism immediately while I was reading it. I know this because I have a subscription to Wired and each time I read the actual magazine (nice covers!), I have to ‘flip the switch’ – the nice shiny art deco cover distracts me. However as a feed, I didn’t have to flip the switch, it was flipped for me unconsciously BECAUSE of the source; the WEB. Once the nice cover, pretty pictures and professional layout was stripped and it was a bunch of text on my phone, I approached the information as everyone should; skeptically. This leads me to believe that as information becomes more syndicated through the internet; as feeds, via Facebook, through twitter; it becomes less authoritative to the human brain (this needs further research* to confirm, it’s a thought right now). I believe we perceive information from the web as inherently less trustworthy and thus more open to scrutiny and debate. The trope of how untrustworthy information found on the internet is pretty well established**.

If this is proved true, this has vast social implications for the emergence of RSS feeds, information driven blogs and the new digital distribution of books and other information media. The nature of these things is that in this brave new world, information is separated from their traditional markers of credibility (a dust jacket, a well-crafted forward, a well-designed cover page, etc.) and presented in their purest essence; a bunch of words written by a thinking human being; who, but for expertise (you hope), is just like you. If the consciousness of the masses is set to question more and more of published knowledge and its veracity, a sea change might be upon us as an evolving species.

Hopefully I can do follow on research to broaden these insights, but I think I’m on to something here.

* I’m thinking a straightforward experiment where people selected from the same background are given the exact same information as a web feed and as a magazine glossy article and asked to rate their confidence in its veracity would be an exciting start to this research.

** It’s possible that human beings have a predilection to trust stuff that is spoken or read. In an uncritical way. If this is the case, the tendency to mistrust feed/web based information may disappear over time when it becomes the dominant way of distributing information to the exclusion of all else.

Snowpocalypse v2

Stuck inside because of storm Nemo. Sheesh.

Prediction: 50 shades of Broadway

50 Shades of Grey makes it as a Broadway play within 5 years. It opens to critical disdain but does well anyway. However it reopens the debate about content ratings for Broadways shows.

Note that I am not predicting the movie or the sequels. That’s a done deal already.

Europe tries austerity, but for real

In the eighties and nineties, the IMF, cheered on by the West, urged many poor economies to try structural adjustment programs that were very high in the austerity dosage for the patients. These were forced through by contingent loans call structural adjustment loans and basically dictated economic policy at the tip of a wad of expensive dollars. Put simply, it was a disaster. Countries in Africa and South America simply just fell apart further under the strain. People in these countries suspected malicious intent. Indeed, one of the many side effects, if not outright designs of SAPs was that formerly state enterprises were taken private and bought up for cheap by Western firms with a lot of capital. That and they largely didn’t work. Chalk it up to corruption; chalk it up to a lack of understanding of behavioral economics; chalk it up to political systems that were not the same as the assumptions in the labs where SAPs were cooked up. In the end it just. didn’t. work.

A lot of countries basically retreated from SAPs because there was more than a whiff of paternalism going on. Big monetary interventions like the Marshall Plan and Japan did not impose these adjustments. Recessions in the West were never really followed by the ‘global bank’ recommending austerity. After all these countries could borrow money cheaply to fund growth (IMF? Paff!) and were already ‘perfectly’ structured (by implication), thank you. In the intervening years, the mere mention of SAPs was enough to start rioting in the streets of many countries in the global south.

So color a lot of developing countries surprised when Europe’s reaction to a global recession was…Austerity. Double takes were heard all over Africa and South America, with heads audibly and rapidly snapping to the left or right, from a head on position. It is said in lore that an old legislator from Ghana died from a major bout of disbelief. It was peaceful. The IMF and the World Bank itself, which had been retreating from the heady confident days of SAP heavy and trending to SAP medium, went into full scale retreat on the issue in a matter of 2 years (see what motivation gets you? Piffle on the 20 years needed to figure out it doesn’t work in the global south either and the millions of lives ruined to validate an economic experiment…because you can). It concluded that Austerity is bad for the economy. Primarily for reasons us wonks call the falling of aggregate demand. It’s more complicated than that, but that’s a huge piece.

So fast forward to today and Europe is in crisis. Greeks are rioting in the streets, Italians and Spaniards are like “WTF?!”. The rifts between the poorer and wealthier parts of Europe are widening and the Eurozone itself is facing threat of break up. The Euro itself is under attack with likely defections if things don’t improve. But mostly the rest of the West and Asia are baffled and Africa and South America are half smiling in schadenfreude. And Mario Draghi is twiddling his thumbs while Eurozone unemployment skyrockets. It’s simply unbelievable to the ‘have not’ countries that this is the case. They had been thinking all along that this was basically a new form of colonialism, when in truth the Western countries (notably minus the US, no Austerity please, thank you) basically believed their own bull shit.